Hide your kids, hide your wife.
Darren Aronofsky’s films usually give me a headache (fucking Pi), but I mean that in a nice way. I am geeked out for his upcoming film, Black Swan (2010), and me thinks that in place of a headache, there will be a boner. Seriously. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in the same film together? I think I just came. And this ain’t gonna be your typical ballet movie. I’m expecting “ass to ass” (a la Jennifer Connelly) type of business.
Check the trailer over at apple trailers. Ladies will also soak their panties.
mash up culture round up
I just gathered some of the best mashups I’ve ever seen. And look, I’m so generous that I compiled all the links for you. Personally, I think my favorite would have to be “Reservoir Turtles.” The You Got Served/Wizard of Oz trailer comes close though.
Inception + Dumb & Dumber: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ut1PMbHDOg
Inception + Up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY69-AgUmDQ
Gran Torino + Up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TuRbk-00Sw
Watchmen + WALL-E: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Ka8DnUVEQ
Requiem for a Dream + Toy Story: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1qihwMN0JM
Forrest Gump + The Simpsons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kytJgELTV7U
You Got Served + The Wizard of Oz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f79iPHMrcfE
Team Fortress 2 + The Lion King: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BknT3VbqeH4
Rambo III + Star Wars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBANHJ9Zw0o
Reservoir Dogs + Ninja Turtles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hj5vOIrTEs
I Am Legend + Home Alone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhr7uTHBUrA
Avatar + FernGully: The Last Rainforest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-SVpZrnF34
Quantum of Solace + The Incredibles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiFqb4n3pXE
Crash + Finding Nemo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuwVfYF6HKk
A-Team + Star Wars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWR0_0YaEzI
Magnum P.I. + Star Wars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEigvdbzia8
Christian Bale rant + Star Wars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxwKlNLyrx8
Lil’ Jon + The Romantics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tqU8HfV9z4
Lil’ Jon + Lazy Town: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA
Norwegian Recycling, “8 Become 1”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeYSkxQxcRM
Radiohead + The Dave Brubeck Quartet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYa7furgQsA
The Beatles + Shaggy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSTH-9h4tN8
Bee Gees/Beethoven + Kanye West: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jumopYHTTw
DJ Steve Porter, “Press Hop 2”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffJvDgBrwMI
Super Mario Crossover: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416
Tron + Yellow Submarine: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4062/4520309473_c5dd0a9f31_z.jpg
CLASSIC. “In order to relieve some stress today, let’s try swearing for once.” A Korean man teaches English swear words. So good.
Oh and by the way, little children and pregnant women should not watch.
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Porter is at it again.
taking splices of reality: vol. II
1 - Mikaela Angeline. Born July 8, 2010 @ 7:31 pm. 6lbs14ozs, 20 in. 2 - El Paso County’s Garden of the Gods (I have some more shots of this beautiful place on my D90, but I still need to upload them). 3 - 40,000 ft high in the sky listening to - 4 - Simon & Garfunkel.
Thirty new episodes of Beavis and Butt-head in the works? I HOPE SO.
LOL I do not endorse this quote but I found it very amusing…
